Mom: Religion shouldn't be in the courtroom.
Me: Then why can't gays get married?
Mom: Do you want the honest truth?
Me: Yes
Mom: Because marriage is sacre--
Me: "Sacred". Meaning "religious". Next answer.
Mom: Because it's wrong!
Me: How?
Mom: Marriage is between a male and a female!
Me: Mom, genitals don't get married. Hearts do.